In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
i’m the guy who shoots the bullet through the CDs to make the hole
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
i am the adult supervision
*looks at sink counter*
I FUCKED U P
every time i post a selfie now
it was one time
This is the best usage of that gif I have ever seen.
"I’ll just leave that there"
damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
It’s a faux paw
did you just………..